Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Let's get it on....


Chris and I came back from Mejier tonight to find a cat sitting on our back porch. We have never seen the cat before, and when we approached it we were surprised how strikingly beautiful it was. It was a short haired cat with a very lean long body. It looked just like a little bob cat. Well of course it followed us in (I wouldn't object to it) and right when it turned around we knew it was a male. It had the biggest male parts I have ever seen on a cat. I was in complete shock. It made me soo grossed out and paranoid that it was going to spray in our house.

However shocked I was I fed it some cat food. It ate soo fast, I don't think it's eaten in days. Poor thing. :( While he was eating I looked out our back window and staring at me was our neighborhood cat Mr. Friendly. We love Mr. Friendly but I knew it would be pretty stupid to let him in at the same time. I didn't want to risk a cat fight. Well Mr. Man parts was getting kindof antsy so I let him outside. OH MY GOSH! The minute I opened the door he flew onto Mr. Friendly's back and was bitting him on the neck. I freaked out! Mr. Friendly turned around and looked at me hissing like "how dare you". Am I naive or what? Mr. Friendly is actually a Mrs. Friendly and I just witnessed animals doing the nasty (as my dad would say). I started yelling trying to get Mr. Man Parts off our neighborhood cat. I think the yelling scared him off. So "Mrs." Friendly ran inside and Mr. Man Parts stayed out. Crying and moaning outside our door, I kid you not for like 15 minutes. It was the loudest I have ever heard a cat like that.

I just had to share this story. It was seriously the weirdest thing ever. When "Mrs." Friendly went outside Chris came up from studying and was like "Is it safe?" HAHAHAHAHA!!

7 comments:

Janee said...

Oh my gosh that is hilarious, you don't even know how hard I'm laughing right now!

Aubreydoll said...

Oh man, that's so funny! "Mr. Man Parts" is crackin' me up, but also making me a little sick to my stomach to think about!

Jenny and Kelsey said...

NASTY!!!! Don't let any more cats in your house!!Yuck!!

McGinnis Family said...

That is the funniest story I've heard in a LONG time!!! I am laughing so hard! I know the howl you are talking about. You'd think Mr. Man Parts had lost his man parts! So dang funny!

Ann said...

Sweet story! I think that's so funny. Maybe that's the very reason I'm not so fond of cats! :)

Schrievers in a Nutshell said...

How nice of you!! I bet Mrs. Nasty loved it!!!!Just kidding, I hope that Mr. Man Parts is ok?

Deb and Stan said...

You are so funny! Did you find out boy or girl yet????

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