Let's get it on....

Chris and I came back from Mejier tonight to find a cat sitting on our back porch. We have never seen the cat before, and when we approached it we were surprised how strikingly beautiful it was. It was a short haired cat with a very lean long body. It looked just like a little bob cat. Well of course it followed us in (I wouldn't object to it) and right when it turned around we knew it was a male. It had the biggest male parts I have ever seen on a cat. I was in complete shock. It made me soo grossed out and paranoid that it was going to spray in our house.

However shocked I was I fed it some cat food. It ate soo fast, I don't think it's eaten in days. Poor thing. :( While he was eating I looked out our back window and staring at me was our neighborhood cat Mr. Friendly. We love Mr. Friendly but I knew it would be pretty stupid to let him in at the same time. I didn't want to risk a cat fight. Well Mr. Man parts was getting kindof antsy so I let him outside. OH MY GOSH! The minute I opened the door he flew onto Mr. Friendly's back and was bitting him on the neck. I freaked out! Mr. Friendly turned around and looked at me hissing like "how dare you". Am I naive or what? Mr. Friendly is actually a Mrs. Friendly and I just witnessed animals doing the nasty (as my dad would say). I started yelling trying to get Mr. Man Parts off our neighborhood cat. I think the yelling scared him off. So "Mrs." Friendly ran inside and Mr. Man Parts stayed out. Crying and moaning outside our door, I kid you not for like 15 minutes. It was the loudest I have ever heard a cat like that.

I just had to share this story. It was seriously the weirdest thing ever. When "Mrs." Friendly went outside Chris came up from studying and was like "Is it safe?" HAHAHAHAHA!!